...E quando ci domanderanno che cosa stiamo facendo,
tu potrai rispondere loro: Noi ricordiamo.
Ecco dove alla lunga avremo vinto noi.
E verrà il giorno in cui saremo in grado di ricordare
una tal quantità di cose che potremo costruire
la più grande scavatrice meccanica della storia e scavare,
in tal modo, la più grande fossa di tutti i tempi,
nella quale sotterrare la guerra.
Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
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Ma noi
di Nanni Balestrini
1.1
non la riproduzione
con gli occhi del linguaggio
da qualsiasi parte ti metti
non mima niente
un varco incolmabile
un mare di ambiguità
dietro la pagina
gli anni della palude
non la riproduzione
nel paesaggio verbale
dopo la confusione delle
non c’è più posto per loro
la rivoluzione non è un
si lamentano sempre
mentre passiamo bruciando
un’altra restaurazione
la negazione di un modo di formare
con gli occhi del linguaggio
da qualsiasi parte ti metti
il rifiuto della storia
delle intenzioni e delle idee
5.3
senza lasciar tracce
7.3
questo tipo di montaggio
non è un sentimento
da qualsiasi parte ti metti
non c’è più posto per loro
delle intenzioni e delle idee
nel paesaggio verbale
l’amnistia ai fascisti
hanno fatto la ricostruzione
non c’è più tempo da perdere
voi non lo avete trasformato
in altre parole
non mima niente
la rivoluzione non è un
3.5
l’amnistia ai fascisti
5.5
l’azione consiste nel confronto fra
il linguaggio del linguaggio
qui manca un verso
9.5
un varco incolmabile
si lamentano sempre
senza lasciar tracce
hanno fatto la ricostruzione
l’azione consiste nel confronto fra
il rifiuto della storia
sovrappore un’altra immagine
l’arte dell’impazienza
la parola come un oggetto
un mare di ambiguità
mentre passiamo bruciando
3.7
non c’è più tempo da perdere
il linguaggio del linguaggio
sovrappore un’altra immagine
7.7
dopo un lungo silenzio
viene un verso più lungo di tutti gli altri
dietro la pagina
un’altra restaurazione
questo tipo di montaggio
voi non lo avete trasformato
qui manca un verso
l’arte dell’impazienza
dopo un lungo silenzio
nel paesaggio verbale
l’aborto della resistenza
gli anni della palude
la negazione di un modo di formare
non è un sentimento
in altre parole
5.9
la parola come un oggetto
viene il verso più lungo di tutti gli altri
l’aborto della resistenza
il rifiuto della storia
da Ma noi facciamone un’altra (1964-1968)
allegato
* Scarica il 68 di Balestrini
http://www.deriveapprodi.org/articolo.php?art=179
Verrà quel giorno
il giorno è venuto
che ricorderemo
i precari del lavoro
come alla Liberazione
con i fiori e le bandiere
i caduti della guerra
nel conflitto mondiale
Maurizio: non riconfermato
Mara: non firma la conciliazione
Alessandra: non firma la conciliazione
Christian: non firma la conciliazione
Valerio: licenziato
Cecilia: non riconfermata, con invalidità ancora non riconosciuta
Emanuela: non riconfermata
Andrea: rinuncia dopo essere finito in ospedale
Jimmy: non riconfermato
Salvatore: licenziato
Tutti gli altri: stoppati, licenziati, non riassunti
Ave ave ave ave
avevamo versato il sangue
per una Repubblica fondata sul lavoro
Lode lode lode lode
lo deve sapere il popolo che ha perso dignità e diritti
per un piatto di lenticchie
Verrà quel giorno
il giorno è venuto
che le parole
usciranno dai denti
e ricorderemo
i giorni delle barricate
come in quinta elementare
le date del Risorgimento
2005
Marzo: prima assemblea spontanea e nascita del collettivo PrecariAtesia.
Maggio: primo sciopero con adesione del 90%.
Luglio: licenziamento di 4 lavoratori
Pochi giorni dopo: presentazione dell'esposto all'ufficio provinciale del lavoro.
2006
Maggio: non riassunti 400 lavoratori.
Agosto: l'ispezione dice che i precari devono essere tutti assunti.
Autunno: articolo 178 della finanziaria e condono per le aziende.
2007
Inverno: il collettivo non accetta di firmare la conciliazione.
Tutti costretti a uscire, a rinunciare al lavoro
in estate arrivano gli avvisi di garanzia per i membri del Collettivo.
Ave ave ave ave
avevamo versato il sangue
per una Repubblica fondata sul lavoro
Lode lode lode lode
lo deve sapere il popolo che ha perso dignità e diritti
per un piatto di lenticchie
Verrà quel giorno
il giorno è venuto
che siamo stati
tutti quanti licenziati
non abbiamo mangiato
questo piatto di lenticchie
non siamo mica il Titanic
non affonderemo cantando
Parole Sante! Parole Sante! Parole Sante!
Ave ave ave ave
avevamo versato il sangue
per una Repubblica fondata sul lavoro
Lode lode lode lode
lo deve sapere il popolo che ha perso dignità e diritti
per un piatto di lenticchie
Buon 25 Aprile, comunque
"Ce n'hoabbastanza "
di Vittorio Vitolo in arte Victor Cavallo
ce n'ho abbastanza per comprarmi una bottiglia di vodka
un chilo di arance un amburg il pane tondo una birra
un pacchetto di marlboro.
E poi mangio l'amburg col pane tondo tostato e
bevo la birra e fumo la marlboro e poi spremo due
arance con la vodka.
E poi esco e incontro la più grande figa della mia
vita con gli occhi verdi e le ciglia nere e la bocca
rossa e le mani nervose e decidiamo cazzo di non
fare nessun film di non scrivere nessuna stronzata di non recitare
nessuna cagata e di non andare in campagna
e di non occuparci della casa né della merda né dei capelli né dei comunisti.
Io butto nel fiume il trench di mio fratello
io compro i biglietti per la partita roma-river plate
io raccolgo gli occhi nella spazzatura
io accompagno mio figlio nel paradiso totale
senza nessun pericolo né gas né elettricità né politica
né bicchieri né coltelli né stanze di pavimento.
E lei scompare come le ore e appare come le ore
e me ne frego della pensione e me ne frego di morire
me ne frego dei fascisti e dovunque mi sdraio sogno
e ho sempre voglia di baciarla e gli alberi
respirano e le nuvole di merda si spaccano
e da dentro partono razzi luminosi
e dovunque sono vivo e non ho nessuna paura
né dei rinoceronti né dei serpenti né degli appuntamenti
e butto via l'elmetto e esco dalla trincea delle spalle di piombo
e mando affanculo tutti gli stronzi cagacazzi della terra
e grido come un'arancia stellare
e viaggio nella luce dell'ananas e cago cicche d'oro
sulla faccia dei nazi-igienisti maledetti
puliscicessi. Buttare via il tempo della vita
a lucidare i bidè e conservare i bicchieri
e sorridersi a culo sbarrato e invecchiare
come i più stronzi prima di noi.
Maledetti cagoni falsi e vigliacconi.
lei apparirà. Bruciando i tampax dell'anima sanguinante.
apparirà con gli occhi verdi e ciglia nere e bocca rossa
anima luminosa come arcobaleno puro
radice che spiega con tutta la chiarezza perché questa merda è merda
e finirò di vivere la vita con la paura di vivere la vita.
Victor Cavallo- da 1° Guida Poetica Italiana, 1979
http://www.activitaly.it/victor/cenho.htm
As part of the summer fiction issue, The New Yorker presents a number of accounts of life during wartime, including this piece about Vietnam in 1966. PLUS: Robert Stone, Roger Angell, Aleksandar Hemon, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Tony D’Souza, and Wendell Steavenson. AND: From 1943, A. J. Liebling.
VIETNAM, 1966 by NEIL SHEEHAN The New Yorker, Issue of 2006-06-12 In early 1966, I was catching a ride on a helicopter out to a battle on the central coast of South Vietnam. Once there, I intended to hook up with an infantry battalion of the 1st Cavalry Division that was going into action. Both of the pilots were lieutenant colonels, helicopter battalion commanders in the same 1st Cav. I was sitting on the bench seat behind them, with two enlisted machine gunners on either side of me. The colonels were amusing themselves by slapping the tops of the palm trees that covered the area with the skids of the helicopter. It was dangerous play. The slightest miscalculation could send the helicopter spinning into the ground under full power and we would all die. Jesus Christ, I thought. All I want is a helicopter ride and I draw two lieutenant colonels behaving like a pair of fucking cowboys. I remembered some advice that the great war correspondent Homer Bigart had once given me. Homer had covered every war from the Second World War to the Greek civil war, the Korean War, and sundry other conflicts, earning two Pulitzer Prizes along the way. He was in his mid-fifties by the time of Vietnam and, although fiercely competitive, he took pity on a kid reporter and let me follow him around like a puppy dog. One day in 1962, I asked him how he’d managed to stay alive through so many wars. “Take what risks you need to get the story, but don’t take any foolish ones,” he said. “Never play tourist.” Back in November, I had nearly been killed playing reluctant tourist with a senior officer of the 1st Cavalry, a colonel who was the division engineer. It was the end of the third day of the battle of Ia Drang, the first ferocious clash between the American and the North Vietnamese Armies in the mountains of South Vietnam. I needed to get to brigade headquarters to finish up my reporting before returning to the main air base, at Pleiku, to file my story. The colonel was headed there, and I asked if I could hitch a ride on his helicopter. On the way, he decided to have a look at the effects of a B-52 strike on a suspected concentration of North Vietnamese troops. He had his pilots hover at several thousand feet while he looked at the scene below, where hundreds of bombs had splintered the massive teak and mahogany trees of the rain forest into kindling. A division engineer had no professional need to inspect a B-52 strike, and the colonel and his helicopter pilots failed to notice that the Air Force was following up with strikes by individual jet fighter-bombers, apparently trying to finish off any North Vietnamese who might still be alive. All of a sudden, the silvered fuselage of a tactical jet flashed down in a dive beneath us. The pilot released a bomb, then pulled the jet straight up at several hundred miles an hour. The helicopter pilots shifted frantically to one side to try to get out of the way. At the last moment, the pilot of the jet saw us hanging in the air above him and swerved. He was so close as he passed that I could see his face. Playing tourist, I immediately thought, hearing Homer’s words. Now, what to do about these cowboy lieutenant colonels playing tourist with their helicopter. A reporter does not give instructions to officers of the United States Army, let alone reprimand them for flying like maniacs. He keeps his mouth shut. He is their guest. I picked up the headphones that would put me into the helicopter’s intercom system. “Why are you slapping the palm trees?” I asked. “Just having fun,” one of them replied. “How long have you gentlemen been in the country?” “About a month.” “Well,” I said. “I’m in my third year in Vietnam. I’ve got a twenty-seven-year-old bride back in Saigon, and I’d like to live to sleep with her again. How about leaving the palm trees alone?” There was no response. When the next palm tree loomed, they pulled away. http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/060612fa_fact
ANTARCTICA, 1958 by ROBERT STONE The New Yorker, Issue of 2006-06-12 In 1958, I was a duty helmsman on the bridge of the U.S.S. Arneb, an ungainly naval transport ship with the lines of a tramp steamer. The Arneb had entertained kamikazes at Okinawa, and veterans of Normandy and the South Pacific ran many of the ship’s divisions. But that quarter—spring in the northern calendar, darkening autumn in the southern ocean—we had been given a kind of pass from the alerts of the Cold War. We were, among other things, tracking electrical activity on the surface of the sun, from the far south of the Indian Ocean. On board was a team of astrophysicists, biologists, and other savants. It was the last of the Antarctic expeditions mapped out by Admiral Richard Byrd, and it was known as Operation Deep Freeze III. One day, we were steaming on the northern edge of the ice floes at the latitude where the seasonal oscillations of the Antarctic Convergence determine the weather. I was standing the 2400-0400 watch at the helm. I liked having the wheel far out at sea. I was twenty years old. I had gone into the Navy at seventeen, skipping my last year of high school, and I was due for discharge that July. The wheel watch allowed for some daydreaming, and I was speculating on the prospect of actual adult life when the port lookout reported what he thought was another vessel. For the next fifteen minutes, we watched a long blue-black line stretch out at a slight angle of interception to our course. It seemed to extend without limit, as far as the after-horizon, where the sun was threatening to disappear. Presently, the captain appeared on the bridge, and I handed over the wheel to the quartermaster of the watch. “Unidentified vessel,” the quartermaster declared, “proceeding west on bearing two niner zero.” Our skipper was a gloomy man, a disappointed career officer lacking any sense of what European social critics call “deep play.” But apparently the great beast on the horizon intrigued him, too. He ordered the ship to port. Splendid in his bridge coat, he raised his binoculars and studied the vessel, which was keeping speed with us at a mile’s distance. It was low in the water and was certainly proceeding west. But whatever engine powered it was mysterious to me; it seemed to throb, a distinctly unstable mass. At this distance, we could see that there were flights of predatory birds attending it, mainly the terrible buzzard gulls called skuas. Watching the captain, on whose decisions we all depended, I suddenly suspected that he was going to give the order to fire. Not that we had much to fire with: a five-inch deck gun and a couple of anti-aircraft guns. And not that the captain was some kind of trigger-happy savage compelled to shoot at anything that could float. Still, the destroyer sailor’s impulse was, at least, to line up unidentified craft as targets. I shared a pair of binoculars with the bridge messenger and watched the mass in front of us change shape and direction as we adjusted our course to make way for it. The longer I looked at the thing, the more awesome it seemed. In my mind, anyway, it assumed a sort of monstrousness, as if it were a living thing, huge and unrecognizable. “Penguins,” someone said. One of our learned scientists, perhaps, who had wandered up from his stateroom. And penguins they were, Adélie penguins, the little hooded characters who waddle clownishly around their breeding colonies. For an hour, the men on the bridge of the U.S.S. Arneb watched the enormous colony of birds swim, porpoising, in long, graceful curves. Later that morning, as the sun cleared the tips of the nearest icebergs, the winds picked up, and by 0600 they were near the top of the revised Beaufort scale, Force 10 or higher. The penguins stayed with us, sharing passages between the floes. When I went below to crash, taking to my rack, which was at the top of a four-high tier, I lay down to read with my pocket flashlight. I had “Ulysses” checked out of the Norfolk, Virginia, public library, and plenty of time to be patient with it. When we started sliding to port, I’d stay with Leopold Bloom for as long as I could tough it out, waiting for the big lumbering ship to arrest its roll and come back to starboard. At times, in rough weather, it seemed as if we’d never make it back, as if we were about to slide down the whole deep six. Then I’d set my book aside and ponder my fortune. An old master-at-arms I once knew had advice for sinking sailors: “Be grateful you’re not burning.” A little gratitude would ease one’s passage, the old man thought. But the U.S.S. Arneb came back every time, popping up to ride the next forward motion. It occurred to me at one of those moments that I was happier than I had ever been before—with the penguins, the icebergs, the Beaufort scale, and the celestial nimbus clouds cruising above the wind. Happier, I suspected, than I would ever be again. http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/060612fa_fact1
NEW YORK, 1967 by ROGER ANGELL The New Yorker, Issue of 2006-06-12 By October of 1965, I could watch the opposition to the war in Vietnam forming up outside my bedroom window. Nearly a thousand American troops had already died in the faraway fighting, which looked so close on our TV screens every night, and upward of a hundred and forty thousand—drafted inner-city blacks and down-home white country boys, by the look of them—were there, without notable result. A month later, my wife, Carol, and I joined friends and strangers aboard a bus that took us in a caravan to Washington, where we became part of twenty-five thousand antiwar demonstrators outside the White House and then over on the lawns sloping up toward the Capitol, where we cheered speeches by Bella Abzug and Benjamin Spock and others, and even slipped away for a furtive cultural visit to the Smithsonian. We hated this blood-soaked war—for weeks at a stretch it seemed as if nothing else were on our minds—but the tone aboard the bus trip and during that long day’s outing was upbeat, almost lighthearted. Our companions—my old college pal Spencer Klaw (he’d been the editor of the Harvard Crimson) and his wife, Bobbie, who was Carol’s associate at American Heritage, and the Klaws’ youngest daughter, Margy—were friends we sometimes joined in November for football games in New Haven and Cambridge, and this embarrassing sense of overlap and gala middle-class smugness about our protest was something we noticed and, in our ironic self-awareness, remarked on. War protesting was more fun than Ivy League football. When our bus stopped at one of the mall-like gas stations on the New Jersey Turnpike, it was a big laugh when the women aboard (who outnumbered us men by about three to one) liberated the men’s rest room. If we sound naïve now, it would be easy to assume that the most pathetic thing about us was our notion that we might make a difference, and change things. Only we did. Caring about Vietnam made you feel good, and it brought you closer to your kids, as well. My older daughter, Callie, was a student at Goucher College, outside Baltimore, just then, and she came along on another weekend, when we joined a crowd of picketers walking slowly around the White House and chanting, “Hey, hey, L.B.J., how many kids have you killed today?” We’d voted for Johnson, of course, and had been big fans of his, going back to his time as Senate Majority Leader, but all that was gone now. At some point that day, our slovenly bunch came close to a trail of sightseers, docilely lined up to visit the White House, and Callie suddenly found herself face to face with a long bygone schoolmate. “Callie, what are you doing here?” the young woman cried. “No, what are you doing there?” Callie said. As was happening in many multigenerational families just then, I believe, Callie became our delegate at the spilling-over and increasingly bitter demonstrations. She was there in October of 1967, when the Yippies attempted to levitate the Pentagon, and she told us that night that she’d seen men in the first row of marchers placing flowers inside the barrels of the fixed-bayonet rifles presented by the front row of scared M.P.s. Another time, she joined a line of candle-bearing demonstrators walking slowly around the outskirts of Washington, each with the name of a dead G.I.—dead in Vietnam—hung around his or her neck. Back to that window. Our apartment was a cheerful third-floor walkup in a brownstone between Fifth and Madison Avenues, on Ninety-fourth Street—a quiet block that unexpectedly became one of the forming-up side streets for marchers heading down Fifth. On the morning of the great ten-thousand-strong parade, Carol and I had a front-row perch looking down at the jammed-together, button- and ribbon-bearing citizenry below. Somewhere a band was playing “I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-to-Die Rag,” the Country Joe and the Fish classic everybody knew by heart. The gigantic skulls and caricatures of the Bread and Puppet Theatre tottered and swayed at the top of the block, and we waited while the various group banners—S.D.S. and others—went slowly past, until our own bunch, Veterans for Peace (I was a veteran), came along and we went downstairs and out into the sunshine and marched away, too. Two weeks later, there was a counter-demonstration, this one in support of the troops in Vietnam, and when I looked out our window the street was full of cops and firemen and union guys, all waving American flags. I found an old shirt cardboard and wrote “STOP THE BOMBING!” on it with a red felt-tip pen, and stuck it up on the window, and at first did not connect this mild message with some deeper new sounds that now came from outside and rose to a roar. A beer can banged off our windowpane in a sudden splatter, and when I looked outside I found a mass of angry, congested faces and brandished fists, all aimed at me. More beer cans were launched, some of them unopened, and some eggs as well. Our landlady, Mrs. Giurgiu, rang our bell and came in, waving her arms. “My God,” she said. “What have you done? Whatever it is, stop.” I took down the sign but shot a finger at the triumphant crowd, to more shouts and curses. My face was a mirror of theirs by now: the American look. The war had come home. http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/060612fa_fact2
YUGOSLAVIA, 1991 by ALEKSANDAR HEMON The New Yorker, Issue of 2006-06-12 In February, 1991, I got an editorial job with the magazine Naši Dani (Our Days), and instantly left my parents’ house, where I had, embarrassingly, lived until the age of twenty-seven. I rented a place in the Sarajevo neighborhood of Kovaci with Davor and Pedja, two friends who also worked for Naši Dani. Our previous experience was in radio, so we had to learn quickly how to bring a jolt of immediacy to a biweekly magazine. Alas, we soon had a chance: one of our first issues was devoted largely to the demonstrations in Belgrade, which Slobodan Milosevic crushed with tanks. It was the first blood spilled by the Yugoslav People’s Army, and we knew that the flow would not stop there. By spring, the war in Croatia was well on its way. We received reports of atrocities; we published photos of decapitated corpses, and an interview with a Serbian militia leader, now awaiting trial in The Hague, who once promised to gouge out Croatian eyes with rusty spoons—as though regular spoons were not bad enough. At first, such horrors could be treated as exceptions to the rules by which we lived our lives, particularly since the Yugoslav-Serbian and Croatian authorities kept promising that everything would return to normal. But we soon began reporting on Army trucks transporting arms (their cargo officially registered as “bananas”) to the parts of Bosnia where Serbs were the majority. We covered parliament sessions and attended press conferences at which Radovan Karadzic and his henchmen made not so veiled threats. Everyone but us was preparing for an all-out war. The more we knew, the less we wanted to know. Convinced that we were merely trying to live our lives normally, we embarked on a passionate pursuit of hedonistic oblivion. We danced a lot. We dropped enormous amounts of money into slot machines, which were rigged so as to preclude even a statistical possibility of our winning. One of my favorite methods of denial was to get stoned and watch Vincente Minnelli’s “Gigi,” often bellowing along (“Gigi, am I a fool without a mind or have I really been too blind”). Pedja and I got drunk and crooned along with Dean Martin, one of the great practitioners of international hedonism. We spent one splendid spring Saturday in our garden, devouring spit-roasted lamb and smoking superb hashish, until we were so high we would have floated away like balloons had we not been ballasted with the meat. And then there was rampant, ecstatic promiscuity. The whole institution of dating seemed indefinitely suspended; it was no longer necessary to go out before hopping into bed. A few exchanged glances were sufficient to arrange intercourse. Indeed, there was no need for a bed: hallways, park benches, the back seats of cars, bathtubs, and floors were just fine. There was no time for relationships on our Titanic. Those days of disaster euphoria were a great fucking time, for nothing enhances pleasures and blocks guilt like a looming cataclysm. By late May, however, it had become difficult to maintain this state of hysterical oblivion. A dealer we’d used as a source for a story on the Sarajevo drug market had gone home to Croatia, got conscripted, and then called us, somehow, from the front line, leaving a frenzied message: “You cannot imagine what is happening here!” He didn’t leave his number in the trenches, and I don’t think we would have called him if he had. Then Pedja went to report from the front, only to be arrested and tortured by Croatian forces. After his release, he moped around for days, his bruises slowly changing from deep blue to shallow yellow. Finally, I sat him down, pushed a tape recorder in front of his face, and made him tell me about his experience: the humiliatingly stupid good-cop, bad-cop routine, the twisted testicles, the gun in his mouth, etc. When he finished, I ritualistically handed the tape over to him and said, “Now put it away and let’s move on.” But there was nowhere to go. In July, I quit my job and went to Ukraine, just in time for the August putsch, the collapse of the Soviet Union, and the subsequent declaration of Ukrainian independence. When I came home in early September, Sarajevo was deflated, the euphoria exhausted. One night, I went to the Olympic Museum café, where my friends and I had often hung out, and watched glassy-eyed people stare into the distance, barely speaking, some of them drugged, some of them naturally paralyzed, all of them terrified by what was now undeniable: the war had arrived, and we were just waiting for death. Soon, that war assumed positions in the mountains around the city. By the time the siege started, I was in Chicago, dealing with the American version of oblivion. But that is another story. http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/060612fa_fact5
SIERRA LEONE, 1997 by CHIMAMANDA NGOZI ADICHIE The New Yorker, Issue of 2006-06-12 It was a Saturday in 1984. I was playing with my little brother, Kenechukwu, near the water tank in our large, flower-filled compound in Nsukka—the dusty, serene university town in eastern Nigeria where I grew up. My mother stood by the back door and said, “Bianu kene mmadu.” Come and greet somebody. Our new houseboy had arrived. He was sitting on a sofa in the living room, his legs cradling a black plastic bag that held his belongings. “Good afternoon,” Kenechukwu and I said. “Nno.” Welcome. Later, after my mother showed Fide his room, in the detached boys’ quarters behind the house, she told us, “Fide has come from the village and he has never seen a telephone or a gas cooker. So we will all help teach him and get him settled.” I stared at Fide, fascinated. Our former houseboy, who had left the week before after stealing some money from my father’s study, had been knowingly urban; he had sometimes even fixed the stereo. Fide had never seen a refrigerator. He was light-skinned, and his lips were so thick and wide they took up most of his face. He spoke a rural dialect of Igbo that was not Anglicized, like ours, and he chewed rice with his mouth open—you could see the rice, soggy like old cereal, until he swallowed. When he answered the phone, he said, “Hold on,” as we had taught him to, but then he dropped the receiver back on the cradle. He washed our clothes in metal basins, and pegged them on the line tied from the mango to the guava tree in the back yard. It took him hours. At first, my mother shouted, “Don’t stop your work to stare at every single lizard that goes by!” Later, she left him alone until he was done. Kenechukwu and I sat on the steps while he worked. On hot afternoons when the sun made topaz patterns on the glass louvres of the kitchen, Fide told us stories about birds—folk stories in which birds flew up to the sky to ask God for rain, and nature stories in which birds made their nests with bits of hair they had picked up outside the barber’s hut in his village. “I can catch some birds for you,” he said. And he dropped bread crumbs in a staggered line from the dustbin outside, up the short steps that led to the house, through the open back door, and into the kitchen. He crouched behind the door. When the birds arrived in the kitchen, he slammed the door and dashed after them. Once, he cracked a louvre; once, he tore the mosquito netting on the window; once, he broke a bowl. But he always caught the birds. He put them in punctured cartons for us and we fed them bread and garri. The birds died after a day or two. One lasted four days, and when, finally, it died Fide held its rigid feathery form in his hand and said, joking, “It’s in the sky now, asking God for bread.” Years later, after Fide died, I would think about this: a bird raising a stiff wing to ask God for bread. My mother often shouted at Fide. She was creative with her Igbo insults. “You are a fat millipede, nnukwu esu!” she’d say when he took too long with a task. “Look at him, ike akpi, with the buttocks of a scorpion,” when he forgot yet another thing she’d asked him to do. Or, “May dogs lick your eyes!” when he didn’t tell the truth. She asked Fide to start dinner in the afternoon because it took him so long—jollof rice alone kept him busy for four hours. One afternoon stands out in my mind. Fide was at the Formica-topped kitchen table, scraping the scales off a tilapia with a knife. He worked with slow, deliberate motions—scrape, pause, scrape, pause. There were transparent scales on his chin, on his arms, on the floor. “You’re taking forever to do that!” I said. “It’s like preparing a body for a funeral,” Fide said. “You take your time to do it well.” It was a joke, and he was laughing. But, after he died, I would think about this, too. Fide was enrolled in a commercial school, the Universal Secretarial Academy, a grand name for a small building that had four rooms and rusty typewriters, and a grander abbreviation. On his schoolbooks, beneath “Fide Abonyi,” Fide wrote, in bold, proud letters, “U.S.A.” When my brothers borrowed videotapes of British and American films from friends, Fide watched them with us. When we borrowed books from the library, Fide would hold them and move his lips. When there were military coups in faraway Lagos, my father placed the radio on the dining table and Fide joined us as we crowded around and listened to announcements spoken in English with a northern Nigerian accent, interspersed with stretches of melancholy martial music. The coup in 1993 happened on a blustery Harmattan day. General Sani Abacha had taken over the government. “Fellow-Nigerians,” he began, and already we were numb. Coup announcements made you numb: the choicelessness, the fact that you were being told just for your information, just so that you would not be surprised to see a different portrait on the walls of airports and government offices. Because there was nothing you could do about it. It was the custom to “start a life” for your houseboy or housegirl, after he or she had been with you long enough. Fide was with us for twelve years. When my parents asked him what he wanted to do after he left us, they hoped that he would want to continue his secretarial studies. But Fide wanted to join the Army, and did so. At first, he wrote excited letters, and sent pictures of himself in camouflage holding a long, gleaming gun. He took special pride in his boots and wrote about how he polished them with Kiwi polish, the way he had polished the shoes my father wore to his lectures. His handwriting was barely legible and his English was comic. “Hungry is killing me,” he said. He wrote about the poor state of the barracks. He wrote about not being paid. Slowly, the letters cooled. Then, in a hasty letter, he wrote that he might be sent to Liberia, as part of the Nigerian Peacekeeping Force. Civil war was raging there. People were being skinned alive, he wrote. People were being dragged to their deaths. “He won’t go to Liberia,” my father said. “He’ll be fine.” Fide did not go to Liberia. Months later, a military coup took place in Sierra Leone. And General Sani Abacha, who routinely killed activists, who routinely shut down the media, who routinely jailed opponents, decided to send in Nigerian troops to restore democracy. When my parents told me that Fide had died—he was blown up by a land mine in Sierra Leone, on September 3, 1997—I stared at them for a while and then started to smile because I knew that they were wrong. “Which Fide?” I asked, as if he were not the only Fide we knew. “Our own Fide,” my mother said, and those words will never leave me, because even as grief enveloped me I realized how lovely they were. Our own Fide. He was our own. http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/060612fa_fact3
IVORY COAST, 2000 by TONY D’SOUZA The New Yorker, Issue of 2006-06-12 I was in Abidjan in 2000, shortly after General Robert Guei’s bloodless Christmas Eve coup, which eventually helped to usher in the bloodshed of the past six years in Ivory Coast. At the time, there was a small contingent of United States Marines in the city—the U.S. Embassy Guard. They were housed in a spacious apartment in a downtown high-rise in the Plateau district. I was in my first year with the Peace Corps, and whenever I was granted a break from my posting in the bush I’d travel to the city, to a Peace Corps-run hostel that was always crowded with volunteers. Now and again, eager to spend time with the white women among us, the marines would invite us over. They were well provisioned: alcohol, air-conditioning, and all the latest magazines, CDs, and DVDs. When they called, we’d round up a couple of cabfuls of the willing, and then happily dig into the marines’ top-shelf goods. The women needed little coercing—they enjoyed the Snickers bars, People magazines, and Bacardi as much as anybody. The marines’ apartment—leather couches, tiled bathrooms, and a big-screen TV—was spotless, and they ferried between it and the Embassy in black armored S.U.V.s. They lived a life so sheltered and insular that they could have been anywhere. At the Embassy, they spent their shifts behind bulletproof glass, using an intercom to command visitors to present their papers through a narrow slot. They left the confines of partition and machine only on Sundays, when they would jog together through the leafy and exclusive Riviera district, to the delight of the few gardeners and shoeshine boys allowed in. Even then, they kept a tight phalanx: large, well-muscled white men rising and falling in sonorous unison in brand-new combat boots. The marines also maintained a shelf of bottles at the Grand Bleu, a small night club in Deux Plateaux, with velvet couches, a cozy parquet dance floor, and a house stable of the finest prostitutes in West Africa. It was a de-facto social club for the white invested male—C.I.A. and Mossad agents, American timber and rubber men, Embassy functionaries, tenured teachers from the International School—and a definite no-go for unwashed Peace Corps volunteers. But, one night, that’s where we went—Albert and I. Albert was a fellow-volunteer, and famous among us for once having walked across the border into Mali to try to buy a camel. At the Grand Bleu, we shook cigarettes out of the mangled packs in the breast pockets of our crumpled shirts, and ordered neat whiskeys. Then we rolled our shoulders and sipped those whiskeys like two cowboys in Manhattan. All around us, conversation stopped just long enough to let us know we’d been noticed. Then we were ignored. The marines were there, doing shots of Grey Goose, and they were animated and loud. We pieced together from their conversation that they had been invited to train some Ivorian commandos in sharpshooting at the military range, and that the Ivorians had closed their eyes as they shot, their bullets raising puffs of dirt from the turf. “Can you believe these people?” one of the marines said, laughing, and shook his head. “They closed their fucking eyes.” Albert and I leaned back against the bar to watch the women on the dance floor. They all wore long braids and hoop earrings, and were shuffling their feet as though half asleep. No one was dancing with them, so, after another whiskey, we went out to them. We held the girls close. Soon, we were kissing them. Then the club’s bouncers put us into headlocks with such force that we could feel ourselves beginning to pass out, and tossed us onto the street. We didn’t go to the Grand Bleu again. A few weeks later, a story about the marines began to circulate. One night, they were watching a new DVD together—my guess is porn, but who knows—when the doorbell rang. The marines were not alarmed, because they had African security-service guards screening visitors down in the lobby. So one of the marines set down his bottle of beer on the glass coffee table and went to answer it. At the door was a gang of African bandits with AK-47s. The marines jumped up from the couch and put up their hands, and, for whatever reason, the bandits made them strip down to their briefs. The bandits went into the marines’ closets, got out their uniforms, put them on, and began to sing and dance. Then they stubbed out their cigarettes on the floor, stuffed their pockets with liquor bottles and DVDs, and left. They didn’t steal anything major—just sang and danced in the uniforms while the marines held their balls and shivered. The next morning, the marines canned their security guards, and the story got out. Soon, they moved from Plateau into a three-story maximum-security mansion with a metal detector and cameras, in Riviera, which was probably where they’d belonged in the first place. They kept a lower profile then. But the story remained popular, maybe because the only Ivorians with access to AK-47s then were government soldiers. Here’s another story: During my Peace Corps training, I lived with a cocoa-growing family in a village in the south of the country. My host father, Donatien, was the choir director at the village’s Catholic church. He had two wives, and how that blended with Catholicism I don’t know. He liked me and wanted me to learn as much as I could about his people, the Ghwa. He showed me the tribe’s sacred tree, a towering thing in the forest with gris-gris tied like ornaments in its highest branches, and he taught me a few words of the tribe’s secret language, which was only for men. One day, he took me to the edge of the village, to an overgrown stretch of bracken on the bank of the Comoe River. He poked about in the elephant grass with a stick, pointing out thick cement slabs that were once the foundations of huts. Donatien said, “This is where the Dioula used to live.” The Dioula were Muslim people from the north whom I’d soon be sent to serve. “What happened to them?” I asked. Donatien stared at the foundations as though he were searching his memory. Then he said, “The price of cocoa fell, times became hard. We told the Dioula to go, but they refused.” “What did you do?” “We came in the night and killed them.” Back at his compound, his many children ran to greet me, as they always did. Three of the little boys had their mouths stuffed with something, and they groaned and rolled their eyes with happiness as they tugged at my hands to make me notice. “What do you have in your mouths?” I asked. They threw back their heads and opened their jaws. Out flew three birds—a dash of yellow, two dashes of blue—and there was barely time for me to recognize what had happened before the colors had already disappeared in the sky. http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/060612fa_fact4
IRAQ, 2004 by WENDELL STEAVENSON The New Yorker, Issue of 2006-06-12 The hotel’s elevator shaft was next to my room, and when the elevator hit the ground floor it made a muffled echo boom that sounded exactly like a bomb. The elevator sounded like a bomb; thunder sounded like a bomb; construction clangs sounded like a bomb; a door slam sounded like a bomb; bombs sounded like bombs. Firecrackers thrown by kids sounded like sharp, close Kalashnikov fire; a car backfiring sounded like a single shot, unanswered, and nothing to turn your head about. I had been in Baghdad for six months straight. Every month, the situation got worse, but it crept worse, incrementally, so that it was hard to register, like boiling a lobster in tepid water. It produced not fear, exactly, but an ache, a deep fatigue. My friend Dan told me, “Jesus, you look like shit, get out to Amman for a week.” But the rest of the world seemed very far away—almost unimaginable. In any case, at the end of March four American contractors were hanged, burned, and dismembered, in Falluja, and, a few days later, the authorities announced their intention to arrest the Shiite “firebrand” Moqtada al-Sadr for the murder of a Shiite cleric in 2003. There were uprisings in Kufa and Kut, fighting in Sadr City, and more dead American soldiers overnight in Ramadi. Falluja was surrounded; apparently, the Marines were advancing in armor, getting rocketed, and withdrawing. There were gunfights on the road and the highway to Jordan was closed. We journalists sat around the hotel coffee shop, swapping nasty stories. There was a rumor that the hotel was going to be attacked. “It’s like a whirlpool going down the plug hole,” one of them said. Then, “No, pretend I didn’t say that.” Discussions went back and forth with the whiskey bottle. The Spanish were pulling their troops out; translators were getting gunned down on the highway; there were death threats, gunmen on the roofs in Sadr City. An American soldier had shot over Molly’s and Steve’s heads in Adhamiya. Did you hear that Burns got detained by the Mahdi Army outside Kufa? Later, drunker, the conversation slipped into fucking jihadis and blood-preaching imams and those God-crazed idiots cutting people’s heads off. Did you see they’ve got beheadings as mobile-phone screens now? Stop: let’s talk about Coetzee and Orwell and V. S. Naipaul and why Chalabi is such a chump. A political discussion ensued, and it struck me that we foreigners understood very little. The next day, I drove out to the western suburbs and saw a tank on fire under an underpass, two Black Hawk helicopters circling like flies after carrion. The day after that, I woke at five. It was a silvery opaque dawn, and I dreamed that an explosion had woken me up. The city was on a three-day holiday, but it was unclear to me why the streets were not just empty but deserted. It felt as if something were about to happen. I looked at the stretch of Karrada that I could see from my balcony, a main road toward the Al Jadriyah Bridge, and could see no flicker of life. It was so early that my mind was still fuzzy, full of night demons. I thought, The mujahideen are going to advance straight into the city and come down this road and storm the hotel. The thickset British security guys, who all claimed to be ex-S.A.S., with tattoos on their forearms and pistols in their fanny packs, and who guarded the American TV crews in the hotel, said they had it all figured out. They’d lock themselves behind the cages they’d installed at the entrance to each floor and throw hand grenades down the stairwell. Was there a curfew? Why this preternatural calm? Sirens went off in the Green Zone; I could just hear them across the river. The dawn brightened like a pale wash and the birds in the tree next to my balcony went crazy with song. A column of American vehicles rumbled into view, two Bradleys, a Humvee, and a troop truck. Where the hell were they going? To defend the bridge? In my disoriented panic, I packed a grab bag. I thought I would have to run through the back streets toward the American checkpoint, where there were signs saying, “Do Not Stop. Vehicles Will Be Shot At.” After a few minutes, a foot patrol went past. This was something very unusual. I hadn’t seen an American foot patrol in Baghdad in months. But here it was, the soldiers fanned out in formation, advancing slowly up the main road, past the ice-cream parlor and the hedges clipped into elaborate topiary. They appeared to be walking normally, easily. They did not turn their heads and peer nervously into the side streets. They stared ahead and moved with a certain prowling, hip-laden grace. Quite alone, awake, and reasonably freaked out, all I had to make me feel better was their steady gait. http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/060612fa_fact6
THE FOAMY FIELDS by A. J. LIEBLING The New Yorker, Issue of 1943-03-20 This week, in the summer fiction issue, The New Yorker presents a number of accounts of life during wartime. In this classic Second World War report, from 1943, A. J. Liebling describes life on an airfield in Tunisia. If there is any way you can get colder than you do when you sleep in a bedding roll on the ground in a tent in southern Tunisia two hours before dawn, I don’t know about it. The particular tent I remember was at an airfield in a Tunisian valley. The surface of the terrain was mostly limestone. If you put all the blankets on top of you and just slept on the canvas cover of the roll, you ached all over, and if you divided the blankets and put some of them under you, you froze on top. The tent was a large, circular one with a French stencil on the outside saying it had been rented from a firm in Marseilles and not to fold it wet, but it belonged to the United States Army now. It had been set up over a pit four feet deep, so men sleeping in it were safe from flying bomb fragments. The tall tent pole, even if severed, would probably straddle the pit and not hit anybody. It was too wide a hole to be good during a strafing, but then strafings come in the daytime and in the daytime nobody lived in it. I had thrown my roll into the tent because I thought it was vacant and it seemed as good a spot as any other when I arrived at the field as a war correspondent. I later discovered that I was sharing it with two enlisted men. I never saw my tentmates clearly, because they were always in the tent by the time I turned in at night, when we were not allowed to have lights on, and they got up a few minutes before I did in the morning, when it was still dark. I used to hear them moving around, however, and sometimes talk to them. One was from Mississippi and the other from North Carolina, and both were airplane mechanics. The first night I stumbled through the darkness into the tent, they heard me and one of them said, “I hope you don’t mind, but the tent we were sleeping in got all tore to pieces with shrapnel last night, so we just moved our stuff in here.” I had been hearing about the events of the previous evening from everybody I met on the field. “You can thank God you wasn’t here last night,” the other man said earnestly. The field is so skillfully hidden in the mountains that it is hard to find by night, and usually the Germans just wander around overhead, dropping their stuff on the wrong hillsides, but for once they had found the right place and some of the light anti-aircraft on the field had started shooting tracers. “It was these guns that gave away where we was,” the first soldier said. “Only for that they would have gone away and never knowed the first bomb had hit the field. But after that they knew they was on the beam and they come back and the next bomb set some gasoline on fire and then they really did go to town. Ruined a P-38 that tore herself up in a belly landing a week ago and I had just got her about fixed up again, and now she’s got shrapnel holes just about everywhere and she’s hopeless. All that work wasted. Killed three fellows that was sleeping in a B-26 on the field and woke up and thought that was no safe place, so they started to run across the field to a slit trench and a bomb got them. Never got the B-26 at all. If they’d stayed there, they’d been alive today, but who the hell would have stayed there?” “That shrapnel has a lot of force behind it,” the other voice in the tent said. “There was a three-quarter-ton truck down on the field and a jaggedy piece of shrapnel went right through one of the tires and spang through the chassix. You could see the holes both sides where she went in and come out. We was in our tent when the shooting started, but not for long. We run up into the hills so far in fifteen minutes it took us four hours to walk back next morning. When we got back we found we didn’t have no tent.” There was a pause, and then the first soldier said, “Good night, sir,” and I fell asleep. When the cold woke me up, I put my flashlight under the blankets so I could look at my watch. It was five o’clock. Some Arab dogs, or perhaps jackals, were barking in the hills, and I lay uncomfortably dozing until I heard one of the soldiers blowing his nose. He blew a few times and said, “It’s funny that as cold as it gets up here nobody seems to get a real cold. My nose runs like a spring branch, but it don’t never develop.” When the night turned gray in the entrance to the tent, I woke again, looked at my watch, and saw that it was seven. I got up and found that the soldiers had already gone. Like everyone else at the field, I had been sleeping in my clothes. The only water obtainable was so cold that I did not bother to wash my face. I gilt my mess kit and walked toward the place, next to the kitchen, where they were starting fires under two great caldrons to heat dish water. One contained soapy water and the other rinsing water. The fires shot up from a deep hole underneath them, and a group of soldiers had gathered around and were holding the palms of their hands toward the flames, trying to get warm. The men belonged to a maintenance detachment of mechanics picked from a number of service squadrons that had been sent to new advanced airdromes, where planes have to be repaired practically without equipment for the job. That morning most of the men seemed pretty cheerful because nothing had happened during the night, but one fellow with a lot of heard on his face was critical. “This location was all right as long as we had all the planes on one side of us, so we was sort of off the runway,” he said, “but now that they moved in those planes on the other side of us, we’re just like a piece of meat between two slices of bread. A fine ham sandwich for Jerry. If he misses either side, he hits us. I guess that is how you get to be an officer, thinking up a location for a camp like this. I never washed out of Yale so I could be an officer, but I got more sense than that.” “Cheer up, pal,” another soldier said. “All you got to do is dig. I got my dugout down so deep already it reminds me of the Borough Hall station. Some night I’ll give myself a shave and climb on board a Woodlawn express.” Most of the men in camp, I had already noticed, were taking up excavation as a hobby and some of them had worked up elaborate private trench systems. “You couldn’t get any guy in camp to dig three days ago,” the Brooklyn soldier said, “and now you can’t lay down a shovel for a minute without somebody sucks it up.” Another soldier, who wore a white silk scarf loosely knotted around his extremely dirty neck, a style generally affected by fliers, said, “What kills me is my girl’s brother is in the horse cavalry, probably deep in the heart of Texas, and he used to razz me because I wasn’t a combat soldier.” The Brooklyn man said to him, “Ah, here’s Mac with a parachute tied around his neck just like a dashing pilot. Mac, you look like a page out of Esquire.” When my hands began to feel warm, I joined the line which had formed in front of the mess tent. As we passed through, we got bacon, rice, apple butter, margarine, and hard biscuits in our mess tins and tea in our canteen cups. The outfit was on partly British rations, but it was a fairly good breakfast anyway, except for the tea, which came to the cooks with sugar and powdered milk already mixed in it. “I guess that’s why they’re rationing coffee at home, so we can have tea all the time,” the soldier ahead of me said. I recognized the bacon as the fat kind the English get from America. By some miracle of lend-lease they had now succeeded in delivering it back to us; the background of bookkeeping staggered the imagination. After we had got our food, we collected a pile of empty gasoline cans to use for chairs and tables. The five-gallon can, known as a flimsy, is one of the two most protean articles in the Army. You can build houses out of it, use it as furniture, or, with slight structural alterations, make a stove or a locker out of it. Its only rival for versatility is the metal shell of the Army helmet, which can be used as an entrenching tool, a shaving bowl, a wash basin, or a cooking utensil, at the discretion of the owner. The flimsy may also serve on occasion as a bathtub. The bather fills it with water, stands in it, removes one article of clothing at a time, rubs the water hastily over the surface thus exposed, and replaces the garment before taking off another one. There was no officers’ mess. I had noticed Major George Lehmann, the commanding officer of the base, and First Lieutenant McCreedy, the chaplain, in the line not far behind me. Major Lehmann is a tall, fair, stolid man who told me that he had lived in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, where he had a job with the General Electric Company. When I had reported, on my arrival at the field, at his dugout the evening before, he had hospitably suggested that I stow my blanket roll wherever I could find a hole in the ground, eat at the general mess shack, and stay as long as I pleased. “There are fighter squadrons and some bombers and some engineers and anti-aircraft here, and you can wander around and talk to anybody that interests you,” he had said. Father McCreedy is a short, chubby priest who came from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and had been assigned to a parish in Philadelphia. He always referred to the pastor of this parish, a Father McGinley, as “my boss,” and asked me several times if I knew George Jean Nathan, who he said was a friend of Father McGinley. Father McCreedy had been officiating at the interment of the fellows killed in the raid the evening before, and that was all he would talk about during breakfast. He had induced a mechanic to engrave the men’s names on metal plates with an electric needle. These plates would serve as enduring grave markers. It is part of a chaplain’s duty to see that the dead are buried and to dispose of their effects. Father McCreedy was also special-services officer of the camp, in charge of recreation and the issue of athletic equipment. “So what with one thing and another, they keep me busy here,” he said. He told me he did not like New York. “Outside of Madison Square Garden and the Yankee Stadium, you can have it.” He wore an outsize tin hat all the time. “I know a chaplain is not supposed to be a combatant,” he said, “but if parachute troops came to my tent by night, they’d shoot at me because they wouldn’t know I was a chaplain, and I want something solid on my head.” He had had a deep hole dug in front of his tent and sometimes, toward dusk, when German planes were expected, he would stand in it waiting and smoking a cigar, with the glowing end of it just clearing the hole. When I had finished breakfast and scrubbed up my mess kit, I strolled around the post to see what it was like. As the sun rose higher, the air grew warm and the great, reddish mountains looked friendly. Some of them had table tops, and the landscape reminded me of Western movies in Technicolor. I got talking to a soldier named Bill Phelps, who came from the town of Twenty-nine Palms, California. He was working on a bomber that had something the matter with its insides. He confirmed my notion that the country looked like the American West. “This is exactly the way it is around home,” he said, “only we got no Ayrabs.” A French writer has described the valley bottoms in southern Tunisia as foamy seas of white sand and green alfa grass. They are good, natural airfields, wide and level and fast-drying, but there is always plenty of dust in the air. I walked to a part of the field where there were a lot of P-38’s, those double-bodied planes that look so very futuristic, and started to talk to a couple of sergeants who were working on one. “This is Lieutenant Hoelle’s plane,” one of them said, “and we just finished putting a new wing on it. That counts as just a little repair job out here. Holy God, at home, if a plane was hurt like that, they, would send it back to the factory or take it apart for salvage. All we do here is drive a two-and-a-half-ton truck up under the damaged wing and lift it off, and then we put the new wing on the truck and run it alongside the plane again and fix up that eighty-thousand-dollar airplane like we was sticking together a radio set. We think nothing of it. It’s a great ship, the 38. Rugged. You know how this one got hurt? Lieutenant Hoelle was strafing some trucks and he come in to attack so low he hit his right wing against a telephone pole. Any other plane, that wing would have come off right there. Hitting the pole that way flipped him over on his back, and he was flying upside down ten feet off the ground. He gripped that stick so hard the inside of his hand was black and blue for a week afterward, and she come right side up and he flew her home. Any one-engine plane would have slipped and crashed into the ground, but those two counter-rotating props eliminate torque.” I tried to look as though I understood. “Lieutenant Hoelle is a real man,” the sergeant said. I asked him where Hoelle and the other P-38 pilots were, and he directed me to the P-38 squadron’s operations room, a rectangular structure mostly below ground, with walls made out of the sides of gasoline cans and a canvas roof camouflaged with earth. A length of stovepipe stuck out through the roof, making it definitely the most ambitious structure on the field. Hoelle was the nearest man to the door when I stepped down into the operations shack. He was a big, square-shouldered youngster with heavy eyebrows and a slightly aquiline nose. I explained who I was and asked him who was in charge, and he said, “I am. I’m the squadron C.O. My name’s Hoelle.” He pronounced it “Holly.” There was a fire in a stove, and the shack was warm. Two tiny black puppies lay on a pilot’s red scarf in a helmet in the middle of the dirt floor, and they seemed to be the centre of attention. Six or eight lieutenants, in flying togs that ranged from overalls to British Army battle dress, were sitting on gasoline cans or sprawled on a couple of cots. They were all looking at the puppies and talking either to them or their mother, a small Irish setter over in one corner, whom they addressed as Red. “One of the boys brought Red along with him from England,” Hoelle said. “We think that the dog that got her in trouble is a big, long-legged black one at the airport we were quartered at there.” “These are going to be real beautiful dogs, just like Irish setters, only with black hair,” one of the pilots said in a defensive tone. He was obviously Red’s master. “This is a correspondent,” Hoelle said to the group, and one of the boys on a cot moved over and made room for me. I sat down, and the fellow who had moved over said his name was Larry Adler but he wasn’t the harmonica player and when he was home he lived on Ocean Parkway in Brooklyn. “I wouldn’t mind being there right now,” he added. There was not much in the shack except the cots, the tin cans, a packing case, the stove, a phonograph, a portable typewriter, a telephone, and a sort of bulletin board that showed which pilots were on mission, which were due to go on patrol, and which were on alert call, but it was a cheerful place. It reminded me of one of those secret-society shacks that small boys are always building out of pickup materials in vacant lots. Adler got up and said he would have to go on patrol. “It’s pretty monotonous,” he said, “like driving a fast car thirty miles an hour along a big, smooth road where there’s no traffic. We just stooge around near the field and at this time of day nothing ever happens.” Another lieutenant came over and said he was the intelligence officer of the squadron. Intelligence and armament officers, who do not fly, take a more aggressive pride in their squadron’s accomplishments than the pilots, who don’t like to be suspected of bragging. “We’ve been out here for a month,” the intelligence officer said, “and we have been doing everything—escorting bombers over places like Sfax and Sousse, shooting up vehicles and puncturing tanks, going on fighter sweeps to scare up a fight, and flying high looking for a target and then plunging straight down on it and shooting hell out of it. We’ve got twenty-nine German planes, including bombers and transports with troops in them and fighters, and the boys have flown an average of forty combat missions apiece. That’s more than one a day. Maybe you’d like to see some of the boys’ own reports on what they have been doing.” I said that this sounded fine, and he handed me a sheaf of the simple statements pilots write out when they put in a claim for shooting down a German plane. I copied part of a report by a pilot named Earnhart, who I thought showed a sense of literary style. He had had, according to the intelligence officer, about the same kind of experience as everybody else in the squadron. Earnhart had shot down a Junkers 52, which is a troop-carrier, in the episode he was describing, and then he had been attacked by several enemy fighters. “As I was climbing away from them,” he wrote, “a 20-millimetre explosive shell hit the windshield and deflected through the top of the canopy and down on the instrument panel. Three pieces of shell hit me, in the left chest, left arm, and left knee. I dropped my belly tank and, having the ship under control, headed for my home base. On the way I applied a tourniquet to my leg, administered a hypodermic, and took sulfanilamide tablets. I landed the ship at my own base one hour after I had been hit by the shell. The plane was repaired. Claim, one Ju 52 destroyed.” The intelligence officer introduced Earnhart to me. He was a calm, slender, dark-haired boy and he persisted in addressing me as sir. He said he came from Lebanon, Ohio, and had gone to Ohio State. Still another lieutenant I met was named Gustke. He came from Detroit. Gustke had been shot down behind the German lines and had made his way back to the field. He was a tall, gangling type, with a long nose and a prominent Adam’s apple. “I crash-landed the plane and stepped out of it wearing my parachute,” he told me, “and the first thing I met was some Arabs who looked hostile to me, and as luck would have it I had forgotten to bring along my .45, so I tripped my parachute and threw it to them, and you know how crazy Arabs are about cloth or anything like that. They all got fighting among themselves for the parachute, and while they were doing that I ran like the dickens and got away from them. I got to a place where there were Frenchmen, and they hid me overnight and the next day put me on a horse and gave me a guide, who brought me back over some mountains to inside the French lines. I had a pretty sore tail from riding the horse.” A pilot from Texas named Ribb, who stood nearby as Gustke and I talked, broke in to tell me that they had a fine bunch of fellows and that when they were in the air they took care of each other and did not leave anybody alone at the end of the formation to be picked off by the enemy. “In this gang we have no butt-end Charlies,” he said feelingly. I asked Lieutenant Hoelle what was in the cards for the afternoon, and he said that eight of the boys, including himself, were going out to strafe some German tanks that had been reported working up into French territory. “We carry a cannon, which the P-40’s don’t, so we call really puncture a tank the size they use around here,” lie said. “We expect to meet some P-40’s over the target, and they will stay up high and give us cover against any German fighters while we do a job on the tanks. Maybe I had better call the boys together and talk it over.” A couple of pilots had begun a game of blackjack on the top of the packing case, and he told them to quit, so he could spread a map on it. At that moment an enlisted man came in with a lot of mail and some Christmas packages that had been deposited by a courier plane. It was long after Christmas, but that made the things even more welcome, and all the pilots made a rush for their packages and started tearing them open. Earnhart, one of the men who were going on the strafe job, got some National Biscuit crackers and some butterscotch candy and a couple of tubes of shaving cream that he said he couldn’t use because he had an electric razor, and the operations officer, a lieutenant named Lusk, got some very rich home-made cookies that an aunt and uncle had sent him from Denver. We were all gobbling butterscotch and cookies as we gathered round the map Hoelle had spread. It was about as formal an affair as looking at a road map to find your way to Washington, Connecticut, from New Milford. “We used to make more fuss over briefings in England,” the intelligence officer said, “but when you’re flying two or three times a day, what the hell?” He pointed out the place on the map where the tanks were supposed to be, and all the fellows said they knew where it was, having been there before. Hoelle said they would take off at noon. After a while he and the seven other boys went out onto the field to get ready, and I went with them. On the way there was more talk about P-38’s and how some Italian prisoners had told their captors that the Italian army could win the war easy if it wasn’t for those fork-tailed airplanes coming over and shooting them up, a notion that seemed particularly to amuse the pilots. Then I went to the P-38 squadron mess with Adler, who had just returned from patrol duty and wasn’t going out on the strafe job, and Gustke, who was also remaining behind. This mess was relatively luxurious. They had tables with plates and knives and forks on them, so they had no mess tins to wash after every meal. “We live well here,” Adler said. “Everything high-class.” “The place the planes are going is not very far away,” Gustke said, “so they ought to be back around half past two.” When we had finished lunch, I took another stroll around the post. I was walking toward the P-38 squadron’s operations shack when I saw the planes begin to return from the mission. The first one that came in had only the nose wheel of its landing gear down. There was evidently something the matter with the two other wheels. The plane slid in on its belly and stopped in a cloud of dust. Another plane was hovering over the field. I noticed, just after I spotted this one, that a little ambulance was tearing out onto the field. Only one of the two propellers of this plane was turning, but it landed all right, and then I counted one, two, three others, which landed in good shape. Five out of eight. I broke into a jog toward the operations shack. Gustke was standing before the door looking across the field with binoculars. I asked him if he knew whose plane had belly-landed, and he said it was a Lieutenant Moffat’s and that a big, tough Texas pilot whom the other fellows called Wolf had been in the plane that had come in with one engine out. “I see Earnhart and Keith and Carlton, too,” he said, “but Hoelle and the other two are missing.” A jeep was coming from the field toward the operations shack, and when it got nearer we could see Wolf in it. He looked excited. He was holding his right forearm with his left hand, and when the jeep got up to the shack he jumped out, still holding his arm. “Is it a bullet hole?” Gustke asked. “You’re a sonofabitch it’s a bullet hole!” Wolf shouted. “The sonofabitching P-40’s sonofabitching around! As we came in, we saw four fighters coming in the opposite direction and Moffat and I went up to look at them and they were P-40’s, coming away. The other fellows was on the deck and we started to get down nearer them, to about five thousand, and these sonofabitching 190’s came out of the sun and hit Moffat and me the first burst and then went down after the others. There was ground fire coming up at us, too, and the sonofabitches said we was going to be over friendly territory. I’m goddam lucky not to be killed.” “Did we get any of them?” Gustke asked. “I know I didn’t get any,” Wolf said, “but I saw at least four planes burning on the ground. I don’t know who the hell they were.” By that time another jeep had arrived with Earnhart, looking utterly calm. and one of the mechanics from the field. “My plane is all right,” Earnhart told Gustke. “All gassed up and ready to go. They can use that for patrol.” The telephone inside the shack rang. It was the post first-aid station calling to say that Moffat was badly cut up by glass from his windshield but would be all right. The mechanic said that the cockpit of Moffat’s plane was knee-deep in hydraulic fluid and oil and gas. “No wonder the hydraulic system wouldn’t work when he tried to get the wheels down,” the mechanic said. The phone rang again. This time it was group operations, calling for Earnhart, Keith, and Carlton, all three of them unwounded, to go over there and tell them what had happened. The three pilots went away, and a couple of the men got Wolf back into a jeep and took him off to the first-aid station. Hoelle and the two other pilots were still missing. That left only Gustke and me, and he said in a sad young voice, like a boy whose chum has moved to another city, “Now we have lost our buddies.” A couple of days later I learned that Hoelle had bailed out in disputed territory and made his way back to our lines, but the two other boys are either dead or prisoners. http://www.newyorker.com/archive/content/?060612fr_archive01
When spam and blogs conjoin, the result can be poetic By Bennett Gordon, Utne.com, April 13, 2006 Splogs, the illegitimate lovechild of spam and blogs, are websites made to look like blogs by streaming fake posts. Instead of musings about politics and technology, splogs are filled with computer-generated gibberish meant to entice search engines to link to them and get people to click on the ads. Splogs may wreak havoc on search engines like Google, but they provide an excellent source for found poetry. Below is a sampling of poems reconstructed from splogs found on SplogSpot and Technorati. The syntax of the splogs has been kept intact. Some words have been deleted, and some punctuation marks have been added.Product DevelopmentThis blog is forThe people that wishdTo think as they control the risk.http://wretchedness.gomoomoo.cjb.net/9.htmlI Think [A Haiku]Online task you thoughtthat I had need of a drink.I am forgotten.